Chris’ rant # 175

Well this weekend I will go out and in the practice of population control I aim to kill me a deer, now killing a deer is a lot like getting the ladies, you might be saying that I’m crazy about now but just read more and I will hopefully explain myself better. See you go out into the woods and you can either sit and wait for a deer to come your way, you can sneak around in order to spook one up so you can get it or you can even put sent out and try to draw them to you. Now everyone wants that trophy buck, and I don’t mean male just the best deer. You do what you think you need to do to get this buck and wait, now this is when it gets interesting. You will see other deer along your journey, some will be way to far away and out of your guns range and some come too close that they are not even a challenge. Now to be honest in the search for the thirty point buck you will come across other deer, but you have to choose whether you want to shoot or wait more for the deer that might not come. Many deer you wait and don’t shoot for one reason or another, not good enough, too far away, too young and you then have to wonder if you could have shot the deer that was too far away and did you just miss your chance. Soon enough a deer comes by that you think that you have a good shot to get, and you realize that this is the best that your going to get and you try to take the shot. Simply said you either hit or miss, if you miss you wonder why, were you not patient enough and should have waited until it got closer, were you not skilled enough because of you lack of shooting experience, you can always blame it on something stupid like the gun or was it just fate and you never had a chance. But if you hit then, well... yay!

I don’t think that I have to explain the comparison, or the outcome of yay.