Chris’ rant # 121

Well one day when hell is full and the dead must walk the earth. There will be some very important information that will help you to survive. Well there are a lot of ways that you can protect yourself by avoiding zombies but eventually you will meet up with the walking dead and you will have to take measures into your own hands. There are two way to kill a zombie, which first of all sounds weird because they are already dead. You might be saying to yourself "Chris that’s crazy you cant kill something that is dead" well you are right, you actually are not killing them in the literal sense because as far as I know zombies done have a pulse so they are clinically dead, but instead you are more like stopping them from doing anything else ever, and for ease we will just refer to this as killing them. Where was I… oh yes 2 ways:

1. Massive trauma to the head/brain.
2. Cutting off their head.

Now for those non-zombie-veterans out there you might think that there has to be other ways to kill zombies, right? … WRONG. This is just the thinking that will get you killed. There have been massive studies and research on this and nothing else kills them. So when you encounter then, don’t take its legs out thinking that they will be as good as dead. This will just leave a zombie that will slowly creep up on you and at the point when you think that you are safe it will suddenly reappear and kill you, no matter how far you are from where you took its legs off it will somehow find you to teach you a lesson you wont soon forget, well you will forget it because you will be a zombie and they don’t know much. Trust me.