Chris’ rant #117

Have you ever gone to a restaurant and when you thought that you were done ordering the person taking your order always seams to ask one more question. Some restaurants just have so many choices that it is impossible to remember all the options and give them in a coherent way as to not get any after questions. Well to those of you restaurant connoisseurs out there no place can do this better then KFC. There are just so many options and things to remember that I have never ordered without having forgot something, and no matter how small the people there are always on top of things to rub it in your face that you forgot. The worst is when you try to do your best and you make a very clear, orderly, and concise order and you for get something stupid like regular or spicy, then at about that time you hear a dark demented voice say "finish him" and you know its all over. You try so hard and it just seams like you end up short, to be honest it hurts and it almost makes you want to give up. But never fear, if you too have had this problem I have found the solution.

http://www.sirlin.net/kfc_combo_faq_v1.htm

This will definitely help you order and then you two can master it and make the best order where ever you go and you will no longer be defeated in a restaurant and then you will be the one who hears "flawless victory"