Chris’ rant # 122

After you realize that you need to aim for the head now we can start on how to avoid danger. Any noise and I do mean any noise at all should be considered a hoard of starving zombies until proven otherwise. Many times curiosity kills the cat but in this case it just makes it a cat zombie. Now in these cases black and white rules are the best if you here something and what to check it out, DON’T. if you here a scream and want to save someone, DON’T . if you see a little girl on the ground and you want to make sure that she is ok to save her life, shoot her in the head first then see if she’s ok then, because little girls don’t just sit around in zombie land. Here is an example of what not to do:
Guy 1: hey I think I heard something over there.
Guy 2: really lets check it out
Girl 1: maybe we shouldn’t it could be zombies
Guy 2: well we have guns we can kill them
Guy 1: ya shut up and lets go check it out.
- everyone dies

or this is what should happen:
Guy 1: hey I think I heard something over there.
Guy 2: really lets check it out
Girl 1: lets not it could be zombies
Guy 1: ya dumb ass lets check it out and then we will all dye, come on girl 1 lets leave here.
- everyone lives

i think i made my point