Chris’ rant # 123

Well now that you will not ever go out of your way for no reason to see what that noise is you have to begin to prepare for the worst case scenario. Well at some point in your adventure to get out of where ever you are getting away from you will meet problems. Most likely someone will be left behind or will be trapped and you will want to go save her (lets face it for some reason it is always a girl, I wont discuss why I think it is). Women will always try to make things more complicated then they should be, so my advice is forget about her there are plenty of fish in the sea and the fuzzy feeling you get from saving some girls life doesn’t quite make up for the bite marks in your neck.