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Monday, May 09, 2005

Chris’ rant # 125

Ok with the information I have given you so far you should be relatively fine. Just follow what I have said and you will be ok in the case of a zombie attack. Wait there is one more thing. No matter what don’t split up. If I have seen it once I have seen it a million time, people don’t think that they will split up because that is stupid but it will happen and before it does you must stop it at all costs. So the reason for splitting up may seem like the best thing to do but to some people it makes sense to stay together after all strength in numbers is kind of important. Now there is an exception to the rule, if you happen to be the main character then you will be at fine until at least everyone else is killed. Now you have to make sure that you are the main character and not just a pseudo or fake main character, because those people die. Also don’t be an ass because the ass hole dies in the worst way possible. And I should probably tell you that sometimes no matter what you do everyone dies, so sorry and good luck.

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