Chris’ rant # 139

Well I have an opinion to share with you all, I’m sure not all of you will agree but, sorry. Cats suck. I know it is hard to take at first so I will just let it settle in for a while…


Ok lets try that again, cats suck. I can tell that was a little easier to take so I will go on. I personally am a dog person. Mans best friend really is mans best friend. You can train a dog, dogs are cuter, and dogs like to spend time with their owner. Lets begin, you can train a dog, you can teach a dog trick and based on how much work you put into them depend on your control over you dog, on the other hand cats sit around and lick themselves and pee in a box. Dogs care about their owner. When I come home my dog jumps up and down with excitement at the top of my stairs no matter what time it is when I get home cats rat and sit around a lot. You can play with dogs, like fetch or tug a war or if you dog is 100 pounds ever wrestle, cats… um… play with yarn balls? Lastly dogs are cuter then cats, I could explain but that’s just obvious. Now puppies Vs kittens is too close to call because kittens are cute times 100 and so are puppies but no matter what they grow up and well kittens just fall apart and become lazy licking lollygaggers where as dogs become super spectacular spectacles.